OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL: FEEL THE FREEZE PHOTOS
Employees across the UK spent early January rejoicing after some modest snow storms. This third class, warmongering island broke down almost completely as little snow flakes brought its road and rail networks to a halt. Luckily, our little worker bees knew what to do. They stayed in bed watching Jeremy Kyle, Dynasty and Eastenders whilst recovering from hangovers and eating Frazzles. And who could blame them for not wanting to ruin their fancy shoes or slip over and scratch their ipods?
Naturally, it is important to record such events of national significance. I therefore agreed to record the “great snows of 2010″ with some photos, a few of which I now attach for your amusement.
The photo above was taken along the south coast at a secret location. It shows a stranded fishing boat amongst the traditional fishing huts and a blizzard.
Here Frosty enjoys a peaceful moment before the children of Windsor torture him.
Now enjoy the view to the George IV Gateway in Windsor’s Great Park. Notice the children who can clearly be seen building snowmen and preparing the killing fields for a massacre at dusk.
And now behold: the view to Snow Hill (seriously) and The Copper Horse through a blizzard.
In keeping with her brand development strategies this statue of Queen Victoria depicts her during her ever popular gothic noir period. Clearly freezing her metal tits off, here she stands before Windsor castle gazing down Peascod Street on the site of the old gallows.
And finally, it’s back to the secret seaside location for more net huts and a traditional fishing boat.
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Hi Christian,
Thanks again for another laugh out loud moment!
Best wishes
Maureen
Love the images, especially Queen Victoria freezing her tits off. Thanks for sharing.